Thursday, October 14, 2004

Take that, you infidels!!!!

Rumour has it that Martha Stewart will write a book about her experience in prison. This is a Good Thing. According to the CNN article, such a book deal would be worth about five million dollars.

I am looking forward to the second printing of this tome - the one which chronicles her exoneration and vindication.

Those who perpetrated the Kafka-esque witch hunt will be receive a life sentence of NEVER HAVING A SOUFFLE RISE AGAIN.

In other news, the latest issue of Martha Stewart Living arrived today. As always, it is a thing of beauty. Stay strong, Martha!!!

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