Saturday, December 31, 2005

What the hell?

Check out this bizarre story out of Utah.

Go ahead, I'll wait.

Yeah, I'm shaking my head and making silly sputtering noises now, too.

Nice kitty

Rosamund Gifford Zoo, 30 December 2005. Posted by Picasa

Happy New Year!

Hello, friends and strangers. I hope you are all healthy, happy, and safe.
A special shout-out goes to Bill, who has spent the holidays in Baghdad. Here's hoping that 2006 is better for all of us. I'm looking forward to seeing you in the spring. Stay safe!

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Quote of the day, just for my husband

"I know a lot of you are going through separation anxiety... but there's nothing I can do about getting a Tim Hortons in Kabul," brigade commander Col. Al Howard to troops leaving for Afghanistan.

From the Yahoo! News complation of memorable quotes from 2005.

Hat tip to Cathie from Canada.

I'm leaning in a certain direction

Isn't this a pretty picture? Posted by Picasa

Oh Happy Day!!!!!

It seems that I am eligible to vote in the upcoming Canadian federal election. I've mailed in my registration form, and now I eagerly await my ballot! Woooo Hooooo!

Yummy lunch!

The hubby, the kidlet, and I just returned from lunch at the newly-opened Black River Brewing Company. We thoroughly enjoyed our meal.

We were initially overwhelmed by the plethora of innovative menu choices, and that's a good thing. The owner, Mike Niezabytoski, hails from Lowville. He tells us that he endeavored to put as many North Country food specialties on the menu as possible. The Croghan Bologna Sandwich caught my eye, but ultimately I chose the beer-battered haddock and chips. It was very tasty, without being heavy or greasy. Hubby enjoyed his Pretzel-coated chicken, and raved about the spaetzle which accompanied it. The cranberry coleslaw was delightfully different.

Ironically, the hubby didn't order a beer. The in-house specialties had not completed the brewing process, so ever the beer snob purist, he ordered a glass of Australian Shiraz instead.

The service is friendly, the portions are generous, and the prices are reasonable. The Black River Brewing Company has earned Miniature Rose's seal of approval.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Spammers are scummy

From my inbox:

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If you choose to ignore our request, you leave us no choise but to temporaly suspend your account.

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Dear Dickheads who think they can fool me with this phishing scam:

I received your email this morning. Nice try. You might stand a chance if you could actually spell. When I see words like rightfull and choise and temporaly, my spidey senses start tingling, and I know that it's a scam.


Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! Posted by Picasa

Monday, December 19, 2005

The best Christmas present I've ever received

My husband is home from Iraq for two weeks of leave! Thank you, Santa. Posted by Picasa

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Someone worth watching

On Sunday, Major Tammy Duckworth will be
announcing her intent to run for Congress.

Lifted directly from the NY Times article:

During 13 months of rehabilitation at Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, Maj. L. Tammy Duckworth says, she did a lot of reading about American schoolchildren "losing our competitive advantage" with China. Encountering questions about her top-of-the-line prostheses while walking around a shopping mall, she says, made her ponder inequities in America's health care system.

And there was plenty of time to critique the Bush administration's prosecution of the war in Iraq, where she lost both legs and partial use of her right arm when a rocket-propelled grenade hit the Black Hawk helicopter she was flying over the Tigris River.

So Ms. Duckworth, who was discharged from Walter Reed on Wednesday and from active duty the day before, decided to run for Congress, joining a growing group of a dozen Iraq veterans running next year - most, like her, as Democrats.

Go ahead, Chickenhawks. I defy you to Swiftboat this woman.

Friday, December 16, 2005

Does it really matter if you eat the red ones last?

There's a candy coated, chocolate scandal brewing north of the border. Lies on the Smarties Box? Sacre bleu!
To my American friends - sorry, I know that flew over your heads. I'll buy you a box of Smarties to make up for it. Think M&M's but with better chocolate.
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William and Frosty, sans corncob pipe, plus carrot nose

Yes, I managed to lift those snow boulders by myself. Who needs a gym membership? Posted by Picasa

Winter wonderland

The ice is beautiful. But OY! What a pain to scrape it off the driveway, especially after moving the six inches of wet heavy snow that fell over top of it. Posted by Picasa

Snow day!

Who needs icicle lights? We've got the real deal here! Posted by Picasa

Monday, December 12, 2005

What does it mean, to let your freak flag fly?

I think I confused my dear old dad with my previous entry. No, the "freak flag" does not refer to our beloved maple leaf. (Such a pretty flag, n'est pas?)

To let one's freak flag fly means to express one's individuality, without regard for those who might think you to be, well, freakish.

Here is the transcript of a sermon delivered a few years ago at the Universalist Unitarian Church of Palo Alto, discussing what it means to let one's freak flag fly.

Incidentally, my Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Hammer of Charity. What's yours?

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Personality Test

Blogthings - The World's Shortest Personality Test: "
Your Personality Profile

You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.

You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!

Gawd, I hope my husband finds my weird ways charming!!!

Thursday, December 08, 2005

I say again: Short stature is NOT a disease!

This has me spitting nails, so cover your kneecaps!

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - The drug tamoxifen, usually used to treat or prevent breast cancer, may help short boys attain a normal adult height, researchers report.

Final body height is determined when the skeleton reaches maturity, and tamoxifen decreases the rate of skeletal maturation, according to study findings reported in the medical journal Pediatrics.

"Our results suggest that tamoxifen may improve height potential in pubertal boys with short stature," lead investigator Dr. Nerissa C. Kreher told Reuters Health.

I'm 4'11". My husband is 5'7". We're not expecting our son to go to university on a basketball scholarship.

There is nothing wrong with being short. There is nothing wrong with being tall. There is no need for big pharma to be creating a new "disease" to be treated with a powerful cancer drug. It smacks of eugenics to me.

Monday, December 05, 2005

More fodder for my commitment hearing

I did a bit of crochet tonight - finished a small Christmas themed throw that I started (cough cough) years ago. The kidlet asked if I could make a poncho for Santa Mouse's Mother. Santa Mouse is one of Santa's helpers, who observed Mrs. P's 2nd grade classroom last year to ensure excellent behaviour. Yes, I really did make a tiny Martha Poncho, but we decided that it would look better on the Canada Teeny Beanie Baby.  Posted by Picasa

An open letter

To: The lady who let me in front of her in the long line at Aldi's today.

Subject: Gratitude


You saw that I had just a few items in my cart, and offered me the chance to cut in front of you. You even helped me to get my groceries onto the belt, chatting pleasantly all the while.

Perhaps you already know how much your kind gesture meant to me today. Perhaps you are always so thoughtful. Perhaps you went the extra mile for me, having overheard snippets of my conversation with my friend, S. Perhaps you saw our misty eyes when we talked about how she had been coping in the two months that have passed since her husband died of the wounds he sustained in an IED attack in Iraq. Perhaps you heard her asking me how I was coping with my husband's deployment to Iraq.

Whatever the reason, your thoughtfulness is appreciated. Thank you. I promise to pay it forward.


Sunday, December 04, 2005

Cuddling tiger, hidden dragon

Gandalf and Micio, hard at work. Posted by Picasa

The Blizzak corollary of Murphy's Law

When the New Jersey Turnpike and the Garden State Parkway become completely snarled this week - you can blame me. I just had Blizzak snow tires put on the Jetta, thus creating a snow-repelling forcefield covering all of the areas I would normally be driving at this time of the year. Posted by Picasa

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Quote of the day

"I really get the feeling sometimes, especially in this country — and it could be true for Canada, too — that the two parties get together in a secret room somewhere and they go, `They think there's a contest!'* And it's all just being controlled by corporations, anyway. But they have us go out there and run through the paces just to make us believe that we have a choice. And sometimes I really think that we don't ... When I see these giant corporations sucking up every aspect of media and everything else, I realize you can't say anything to them, because they own the toilet paper you wipe your ass with. It's a very strange feeling, you know?"

Jim Carrey, in today's Toronto Star.

Incidentally, the article's byline is a little misleading. Mr. Carrey, a dual US-Canadian citizen, will not be voting in the Canadian elections on January 23, 2006. The article implies that he has chosen not to participate in the voting process. Since his primary residence is not in Canada, he would not be eligible to vote, anyway. I'm in the same boat. If I could vote, I would vote for The Green Party of Canada.

*C'mon, you know it's true. The 2004 election was the ultimate F.U. from the Skull and Bones Society.

Seen and heard at the barbershop today

Alternative title - I'm just bursting to tell someone about this but if you don't understand what I'm talking about then I'm not going to explain it to you and Mom you might want to just skip this post.

Our television died about 15 months ago. I still haven't gotten around to replacing it. Ignorance is bliss when it comes to pop culture. On my forays out into the television-enhanced world, I usually get an eyeful and then some.

This morning, I took the young prince to the barbershop. Now he looks even more like a young Republican. Zoiks. Anyhoo .. The TV in the shop was tuned to Country Music Television. I sat with my back to the idiot box so that I could concentrate on my knitting.

There was a flutter of excitement amongst the Lady Barbers (Barberellas? What is the proper term??) when Keith Anderson's "XXL" video featuring Tommy Lee came on. They couldn't understand, however, what Tommy Lee was doing in such a video.

I'm sorry to admit, I did get the joke. Ignorance would have been bliss, indeed. Now, where can I get some Brillo to get that information out of my head?