La La La La I can't hear you!

I see, out of the corner of my eye, that some hacker claims to have uncovered the ending of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

If this is true, then you, Mr/Ms Hacker, are also an asshole of the highest order. You probably belong to Slytherin house.

I am a loud, proud, unrepentent Harry Potter fan. I have been looking forward to the release of HPATDH for two years now. Those sweet people at Amazon.com, aided and abetted by the fine folks of the USPS, will bring HPATDH to my door on July 13th. As I am working night shifts on the 13th and the 14th, I may not be able to finish JK Rowling's opus until the 15th or so. In the interim, I do not want to see, hear, or think about any spoilers.

Hacker dude, I wish I could turn you into a toad!


Edited to add:
Oops! I guess I'm in a state of perpetual sleep deprivation these days!
HPATDH will be delivered to my house on 21 July. I'm working three night shifts that weekend, so I probably won't finish it until the 23rd or 24th of July.