Ceci, ce n'est pas ma faute!

I see that Target's 4th quarter profits fell 41% last year.

I take no responsibility for this shortcoming. Indeed, I did more than my fair share for Target, by spending the equivalent of a small country's GDP on Puff's with Vicks. And I may have spent a dollar or two on my secret obsession, Hello Kitty swag.

Perhaps if Target kept a year-round supply of Puffs with Vicks, their financial prospects would improve!