Oh. My. Gawd.

Surely, this is a sign of the Apocalyspe. I am in agreement with something that George W. Bush has said.

"As a free-speech advocate, I often told parents who were complaining about content, you're the first line of responsibility; they put an off button [on] the TV for a reason. Turn it off," he said in an interview with C-SPAN host Brian Lamb.

Better yet, throw the damned thing away. Trust me, you'll feel better.